Tuesday, August 14, 2007

unlucky year of 2007 (episod 3) - saman by traffic police

ew~ this yr i really go on a bad luck.. most of the bad things happen on me.. but i really thanks n pray to gad tat HE bless me..
on 3rd aug, met car accident.. was fined by the traffic police.. oh my gosh, this country really funny, people knocked my car, but i'm the one who get saman..
this is how the accident happened. tat day i finished my piano lesson at salak south, then i wento tmn Connaught to pay car loan at CIMB. after tat, i was bout going to my workin place in tmn Delima there. when i came out from a junction was about to turn left to the highway headin toward to kajang, suddenly a van came frm my left hand side knock my car front bumper lo.. then v stopped a side n discuss lo.. after tat, he decided to do police report so tat he can claim insurance.. actually his van damaged more than mine.. haha.. but one thing, today wat i wanto talked bout is the police in our country r dman bot profesion.. y i said so?
this is the conversation between me n the police..
Sarjan = s, Me=m, policewoman = p

after i wrote the report, a police asked me to c a sarjan. n i went up to his office..
M : 'hello, selamat petang sir' (gd evening, sir)
S : 'sila duduk.' (pls have a sit)
S : 'apa nak cakap?' (wat u wanto say to me?)
then i started to tell him how's the incident happened.
after tat, he wrote me a saman n gave it to me.
S : 'so sekarang u rasa siapa salah?' (then u think who's fault?)
M : 'i think is tat van driver, he knocked me was his fault. n y i'm the 1 who get saman?
S : 'u sudah drive how many yrs?' (how long u've been driving?)
M : '3 yrs'
S : ' yalo, cuma 3 tahun saja, tolak lagi 2 tahun P-lesen, u cuma ada 1 tahun punya driving experience.' (yalo, 3yrs only, 2yrs of P-licence, means tat u only have 1 yr driving experience)
S : 'lagipun, u perempuan. dah biasa la, perempuan drive memang cuai sikit punya. lagipun, sendiri salah, masih nak cakap orang salah.' (then, u'r female driver. female driving skills r bad all the time, then, usually gals do wrong things, they still wanto blame other people r wrong)

u know y the sarjan said so ? juz bcoz that the van driver made report earlier than me, n he wrote tat i knocked his car in his report.. so the police chose to trust the stupid van driver, n bcoz the van driver is an old man(35yrs old+-)... so the police oso think tat i'm wrong.. bcoz i'm a female, n i juz have only 1yr driving experience.

then i kept argue with him.. until a police woman came n interupted our conversation..

P : 'moi, u anak malaysia ke tidak?' (r u malaysian)
M : 'yup, i'm a malaysian. so...'
P : 'then kalau u malaysian, u patut cakap bm la.. kenapa asyik cakap english saja? u tak tau cakap melayu ke, dulu, cikgu tak ajar cakap melayu ar?' (then if u'r a malaysian, u should speak malay language la, y u alwis speak english, u dunno how to speak malay? is ur teacher din teach u when u'r at skoo?)
i was looking at her so blur. i was thinking tat does malaysia has a rule states tat v cant speak english in the police station, v muz speak malay..
M : 'my teacher taught me of coz. but i dun have much malays frens, tat's y i rarely speak bm.. n most of my malays frens, they're english educated, they speak english to me too.'
P : 'then kalau u tau cakap bm, u patutlah cakap bm la. sebagai anak malaysian, tak tau tutur dlm bahasa melayu, malu tau?' (if u know how to speak in malay, then u should use it la. s a malaysian, it's a shame tat u said u duno bm)
M : ' but never heard tat people tell me tat i've to speak bm in the police station wor. n our minister, alwiz encourage our citizens should learn more english n those government servant to attend more english intensive classes to brush up n improve their language skills wor.. but y now u tell me muz speak bm?'

then after tat, she oso know tat she's shouldn't interupt our conversation(sarjan n i), i think she oso knew tat she's too busybody....
then after she has gone, v continue to argue again..
at last, he suddenly said sumthing that make me feel like wanto vomit, too disgusting.

S : 'u nampak cantik ma, tak ada 'pak toh' ke?' (u look very pretty, y dun u go dating wit bf?)
M : ' no time.'
S : 'wa, saya semakin tengok u semakin cantik dari tadi sampai sekarang, takkan tak ada 'pak toh' punya?' (wa, u look prettier alot when u sit here til now, y u dun have a bf yet?')
i was thinkin bout all this is none of ur business, y u busybody..
M : 'then now u insist wanto give me saman, y u stil wanto question me this n tat.. u'r wasting my time..'
coz tat time was about 2.30am..
S : 'saya tau u tak puas hati jika saya terus bagi u saman, then saya bagi u chance untuk cakap lo.' (i know u sure will make noise if i give u the saman straight, tat's y i give u chance to talk lo)
har, i was so blur.. 1stly, i'll c him, coz they(policeman who checked my report) asked me to c him, 2ndly, they said when u c sarjan u can explain to him maybe can appeal.. but now, seems like wat they said were different.
M : 'if i know tat i stil have to get the saman at last, i wun sit here n argue wit u for 1hr+.. sir, u'r really wasting my time. pls la, let me go home, u dun have to work tomolo, but i need to.. now, u wanto give me saman, pls make ur move fast.'
S : 'moi, jangan cakap macam ni la. macam i buat salah saja.' (pls dun said like this la, seems like i'm the one who do wrong)
walao eh, of coz u wrong la.. if not me wrong meh.. u give saman to the one whose car knocked by people, n not the one who knocked my car..
S : ' moi, cari bf la.. u so cantik. sayanglah, kalau tak ada bf.' (u get 1 bf la, u so pretty, wat a waste if u dun have a bf)
yo.. he's really very disturban.. i know i've to say sumthing to shut his mouth up..
M : ' do u read newspaper, don't u? nowadays, so many criminal cases like rape, snatch, rob, murder, most of the victim r gals. do u think tat now if i get a bf, i wun get cheated by the guy, or killed or raped by them?'
S : ' then u cari polis la, polis tak tipu orang punya.' (then u find a policeman b ur bf lo, police wun cheat gals)
M : 'aiyo, then newspaper alwis got the news bout fake police.. i oso not dare la.'
S : ' then u cari polis betul punya la, jangan cari polis palsu' (then u find a real police la, not the fake one)
M : ' how i wanto know which one is real or fake leh?' can u pls give me the saman, i gtg.'
S : ' macam saya, mana ada saya tipu u?' (like me lo, i got cheat u meh?)
M : 'ok, pls give me the saman, pls dun waste my time, my dad is waiting outside.'
S : ' oh, bapa u tunggu luar ke? kasih saya tau awal awal ma?'

then i oso lazy to talk to him, i juz kept quiet n walked out from his office..
then he shouted behind me y tat i walked so fast..
oh my gosh, is this police chi sin wan? he has abberrent personality i think..
u c la, malaysia got this kind of police, i feel sad la..

Thursday, August 09, 2007

unlucky year of 2007 (episod 2) - MPS

Wow, i really wanto know wat had happened on me this yr?
During June : met snatch thief, luckily din get into hospital
July : get a saman from MPS(Majlis Perbandaran Selayang)
August : met car accident, finally i'm the one who get saman
from the sarjan,

Something is going wrong, isn't it?

last 2 weeks, the MPS fella came to my hse n complaint me.. oh my gosh.. n they gave 2 pieces of paper, 1 is then saman paper n another 1 is the notis to clean n clear my hse n dogs.. it's damn so stupid... they gave me saman without any notice.. then i started argued with the 2 fellas..
they wrote 3 points on the saman paper, 1st, ur house smelly, 2nd, ur dogs smelly, n 3rd ur dogs noisy.. pk.. really make me pist off.. tat's y i wanto start argue with them

this is our stupid conversation..

MPS : ' gd morning, i received some complaint from ur neighbourhood here regarding ur hse very smelly.'
Me : ' oo, is it? then can u smell sumthing smelly from me or my hse?'
MPS : ' nope.. i din smell anything wrong.'
Me : ' so, y u said my hse smelly. if my house really smell stink, do u think tat i still can stay so long in my hse with my family?'
MPS : 'yup. u'r rite.. erm, v'r sorry.. actually they complaint ur dogs very smelly, tat's y v have to come here n wanto check ur hse'
Me : ' oic.. then do u smell sumthing from dogs?'
MPS : ' oh no, v din.. '
Me : ' then y u stil said my dogs smell?'
MPS : 'erm, dunno, i juz write according to the complaint that the person made.'
Me : ' oo.. then if u jus wanto follow the paper, then y u still wanto come to check. if u wanto check, then pls check b4 u write any saman to me 1st.. so how now? wat u wanto me to do with this saman paper, u want me to pay? i din do anything wrong, but juz bcos of u simply wrote sumthing on the paper, then i have to pay.'
MPS : ' so sorry, u can go to c our superior to cancel the charge..'
then the MPS cancelled the 1st n the 2nd point.
MPS : ' but v still received report bout ur dogs very noisy.. n u c, til rite now ur dogs stil bark nonstop at me.. they're so disturbing..'
then i was thinkin r these 2 fella stupid or idiot? dogs will only bark at strangers, so my dogs dunno them, of coz they will bark at them..
Me : ' hey, sir, u 2 r strangers, of coz they'll bark at u la.. if not, y most of the people keep dogs, cos the dogs will bark at strangers n they can give awareness to the owner.. so if my dogs dun bark at u2, which means tat my dogs r abnormal. n if they dun bark, i oso wun keep dogs n let u have the chance to give me saman, rite?'
MPS : ' sorry la.. v cant cancel the saman. so u juz goto our office there n look for our superior n discuss with him, ok?
Me : ' wa, u give saman so fast but hor if ask u all to catch thief, u all cant even catch 1.. last mth, my bag've snatched, but after i reported, oso dun have any response oso..'
MPS : ' this is none of our busines.. sorry, v gtg.. v still have to check other hses.. bye'

conversation end

wow.. u c they run so fast when they know did somethin wrong.. but i'm the one still hav to pay for the saman.. so stupid..

today i wento the MPS there, n talked their superior edi.. so now she reduced the amount of saman from RM1000 to RM300.. n she said she'll highlight to the meeting tat i told her how i get those saman..
hehe.. but the RM 300 i have to pay coz my dogs dun have lesen.. but the stupid MPS din wrote bout this on the saman paper...